For The Sick
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick.
Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church.
When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up.
“Yes,” the girl says.
“But I didn't have to go all the way around the back.
There was a box near the front door that said ‘For the Sick.'”