There Are 500 Bricks On A Plane

Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane

One falls off

How many are left?

A: 499

Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?

A: Open door, put elephant in, close door.

Q: What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge?

A: Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party

All the animals attend but one

Which animal is it, and why?

A: Giraffe

He is stuck in a fridge.

Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river

There's no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming

She swims across and makes it to the other side safely

Why?

A: The alligators are all at a birthday party.

Q: Sally dies anyways

Why?

A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.